My Random Blog(:

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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heyfunniest:

notkatniss:
THEY FILMED CATCHING FIRE AT A F***IN WATER PARK

heyfunniest:

notkatniss:

THEY FILMED CATCHING FIRE AT A F***IN WATER PARK

tomatoehrin:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

there’s also
"It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents."

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

miss-glowshine:

When you send a girl home from school because her shorts or too short, or her clothing is immodest, you are telling her that hiding her body is more important than her education. You are telling her that making sure the boys have a distraction-free learning environment is more important than her education. In a way, you’re telling her that the boys are more entitled to an education than she is, and that isn’t acceptable.